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[23 Apr 2005|04:11pm] |
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it's official!
i'm a PADI Certified Rescue Scuba Diver!

YEAHH!
 (yes, she's naked.)
now i start my DiveMaster training! but i have a horrible tan for prom. :(
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[21 Feb 2005|02:15pm] |
xNephilim628x: i'm so bored trixare4kids1218: wes, you say that alot. take up a hobby. trixare4kids1218: try needlepoint xNephilim628x: i have so many hobbies trixare4kids1218: birdwatching? xNephilim628x: guitar trixare4kids1218: whenever i'm bored i go for a walk xNephilim628x: i usually just complain when i'm bored trixare4kids1218: you're pretty good at that trixare4kids1218: lol xNephilim628x: roflmao lollz trixare4kids1218: f.u.c.k. trixare4kids1218: t.h.a.t. xNephilim628x: biatch trixare4kids1218: lover. xNephilim628x: yeah....
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[12 Feb 2005|03:31pm] |
So the scrimmage went extremely in Xavier's favor today. First, we kicked ass. Second, we kicked major ass. and third, we are simply hot. My closing came from God himself.
Way pumped for the sleepover!!

I want to play capture the flag!

With Kool-aid! and Nestle quik!

Casa de Jade with Brophy! Hotness?
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[31 Jan 2005|09:34pm] |
nothing feels better than some beef jerky, pepsi, broccoli, and some psych studying on a random monday night.
hellooooo hotness!
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[29 Nov 2004|07:39pm] |
oh man today was just freaking dandy. all started well till 2nd period, then it just went down hill from there...
things to do: finish college apps to creighton, gonzaga get my hair dyed chestnut for the dizzance! get boobs for the dizzance! shoes! jewelry! learn calculus because my teacher is so freaking retarded... wtf? "oh sorry girls i just wrote the wrong equation that i just taught you for 20 min. my mistake!" wow you dumbass ho! learn latin 1 vocabulary because i rock. get a life.
ONLY THREE MORE DAYS TILL STACE COMES HOME!! alskdadlbiuaerh soo excited!
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[28 Nov 2004|04:14pm] |
if one more person at work asks me about my "hives" i'll just die!
i love how i made up this elaborate story like on the spot. and everyone totally believes me---- feellllll like a shithead. oh well, the game was worth it.
i'm really sorry to all my friends that i ditched. i love you guys.
this weekend was very comfortable. it was almost like time hadn't passed.
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[25 Nov 2004|07:47pm] |
i feel like i've been gone for a long time.
i wanna come back..
ahh i hate not having the internet/friends.
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[23 Nov 2004|03:55pm] |
oh man mock trial rocks. can't wait. i'm a lesbian detective. god so hawt. i "have no children and dont have time for dating" aka I enjoy women.
really excited.
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[02 Nov 2004|08:43pm] |
from Chastity and the Meaning of Sex by Jason Evert...
"If premarital sex is so bad, why does it feel so good?"
oh lordy this is funny.
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[28 Oct 2004|10:30pm] |
so i'm sitting here in my beanbag chair working tirelessly on my calculus homework before our heinous test tomorrow and i come across a problem that strikes me as rather odd....
Acceleration Problem: Calvin is swinging on the playground. His velocity, v(t)feet per second gets larger and smaller as he swings. His girlfriend, Phoebe telsl him that his acceleration, v1(t) is given by v1(t)=18sin(3t).
There are a few things wrong with this problem.
1. WHY IS HIS GIRLFRIEND TELLING HIM HIS VELOCITY? If my boyfriend told me my velocity as I was merrily swinging I'd tell that loser to go back to the damn math room and masturbate to trig functions.
2. Why are bf/gfs swinging in damn first place? I think appropraite age to "date" is 15. What 15 year old is on the playground swinging?
3. What kind of drug is Phoebes taking to measure something in "sin" with all that math shit. Too much aderol Phoebes. Lay off.
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[27 Oct 2004|05:49pm] |
Could just one more person ask me how my left kidney is doing? Just one. Just one.
Probably not because everyone already has, and everytime they do it they think they're the first and that they're soooo witty!
i feel like an ass.
on another note, when we had to act like animals in acting today, I definately scraped the shit out of my knees from the ground. I seriously look like I just gave the roughest blow job ever. I hate being trash.
p.s. i'm at asu! yay for driving an hour home! Yummy.
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[18 Oct 2004|10:59pm] |
dear world,
my breasts are lovely and supple. and i heart them. oh yea, taylor hahn says i should adore them.
your self boob-lover, emily a. ward
ps. i'm very creepy, and its 11:32pm.
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